18 4 / 2014

ellenfanshaw:

ocelot-ebooks:

so there’s a kink where men will give women money and the women later contact them to tell them how they spent said money and the guy gets off on this apparently

wow where do i find these men

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18 4 / 2014

chekhov:

Like I have to change the way I dress, the way I act, the things I say, around cis straight people. I can’t even hold hands with another boy in school or walking down the street because. Why? Because I don’t want to make straight cis people UNCOMFORTABLE. And you ask them to not use the word faggot (ONE GODDAMN WORD) so queer people don’t feel uncomfortable and they start citing 15th century definitions like? Fuck off

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18 4 / 2014

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18 4 / 2014

coolator:

anon: “im gay and i think generalizing straight peo-“

me: *casts spell to reveal anon’s true form*

anonimage

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18 4 / 2014

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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18 4 / 2014

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

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18 4 / 2014

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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18 4 / 2014

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

image

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18 4 / 2014

elithianfox:

doritovargas:

*walks up to microphone*

aHEM.,………………………spamano

*crowd cheering*

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18 4 / 2014

officialunitedstates:

instant test to see whether someone is an extrovert or introvert:  ask them whats up.  if they say nothing much or talk a little bit then they’re an introvert.  if they say BASEBASKET TOUCHGOAL SPORT SPORT then they are an extrovert

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18 4 / 2014

18 4 / 2014

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